I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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