that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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