It's like God shit irony all over that family
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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