legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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