Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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