We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
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Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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