If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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