Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
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When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
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Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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