spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
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Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
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I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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