I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
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It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
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We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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