Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Fuck appropriateness.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize