She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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