your parents love me but you hate me
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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