I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
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In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
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I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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