When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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