I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
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i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
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I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
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