I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Randomize
