glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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