It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i would one night stand the shit outta him
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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