The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Help. Why am I so naked?
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