She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
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I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
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The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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