I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
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I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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