I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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