i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
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Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
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That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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