somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
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by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
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I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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