I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
tell me about the fingering
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