I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
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I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
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I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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