if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
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I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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