her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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