Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
