Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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