Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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