Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
where are you?
Hypothermia
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize
