...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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