we should wear snuggies to the strip club
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
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And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
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Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
my liver is dry heaving
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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