i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
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So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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