She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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