paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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