Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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