Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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