the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
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We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
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Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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