it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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