sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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