Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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