I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
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If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
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...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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