How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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