So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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