Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
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