Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
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