Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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