Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
do herpes really smell.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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