I just cut my nipple shaving
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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