She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
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shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
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I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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