we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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