I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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